They were wrong. That is literally the most unattractive position my face can assume at any given time, and I think it beats a couple of world records. So yes, now you have to do my video request, Eli, even though it's an utter abomination of the human imagination and it's awful and it's humiliating. HAAAAA.
That really is a very very bad picture and I don't know how to feel about myself. Friendly reminder that I have some form of neck and that my face is at least a little bit average and that I'm not the hunchback of notre-damn-she-is-hideous.
what have i done