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"It can't be done," they said. "She has AT LEAST a little dignity," they said. "Don't share pictures of yourself with strangers over the internet," they said.

They were wrong. That is literally the most unattractive position my face can assume at any given time, and I think it beats a couple of world records. So yes, now you have to do my video request, Eli, even though it's an utter abomination of the human imagination and it's awful and it's humiliating. HAAAAA.



That really is a very very bad picture and I don't know how to feel about myself. Friendly reminder that I have some form of neck and that my face is at least a little bit average and that I'm not the hunchback of notre-damn-she-is-hideous.
Screen Shot 2014-05-16 at 3.00.27 PM by tsarqueenpopealex
oh gosh
what have i done
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:iconchaosgaia:
Chaosgaia Featured By Owner May 17, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
so whats that video request eli promised you?
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:icontsarqueenpopealex:
tsarqueenpopealex Featured By Owner May 18, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
He's going to reenact "Until the End of Time" (which is a Goku x Anne Frank fanfiction) >:-)
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:iconchaosgaia:
Chaosgaia Featured By Owner May 18, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
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:icontsarqueenpopealex:
tsarqueenpopealex Featured By Owner May 19, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I know :-))))))))))
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:icontimmyttc:
TimmyTTC Featured By Owner May 16, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
yeah you people have fun showing your "faces"
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:icontsarqueenpopealex:
tsarqueenpopealex Featured By Owner May 17, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
it's lots of fun

but i hear all we have of you is your feminine voice
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:icontimmyttc:
TimmyTTC Featured By Owner May 17, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
that was like a year ago and i said 2 words to elliot over a mic so yeah sure
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:icontsarqueenpopealex:
tsarqueenpopealex Featured By Owner May 17, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
HA
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:icontimmyttc:
TimmyTTC Featured By Owner May 17, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
YOU DIDNT EVEN HEAR IT SHUT UP YOU HAVE GIRL VOICE
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:icontsarqueenpopealex:
tsarqueenpopealex Featured By Owner May 17, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
i know. it's okay thomas. it gets better.
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:icontimmyttc:
TimmyTTC Featured By Owner May 17, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
you'll see my face when obamacare is free
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:icontsarqueenpopealex:
tsarqueenpopealex Featured By Owner May 17, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
so basically never

also you don't even live in america
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:iconelijoej:
elijoej Featured By Owner May 16, 2014   General Artist
beautiful :'-)
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:icontsarqueenpopealex:
tsarqueenpopealex Featured By Owner May 17, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
i know 
i try
it's hard
but life goes on
so much boys in me yard
sigh
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:iconelijoej:
elijoej Featured By Owner May 17, 2014   General Artist
it's ok you'll survive :-)
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:icontsarqueenpopealex:
tsarqueenpopealex Featured By Owner May 18, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
gotta fight em off
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:iconelijoej:
elijoej Featured By Owner May 18, 2014   General Artist
use a big sword
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:icontsarqueenpopealex:
tsarqueenpopealex Featured By Owner May 19, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
of course i will
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:iconelijoej:
elijoej Featured By Owner May 19, 2014   General Artist
That's my boy!
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:icontsarqueenpopealex:
tsarqueenpopealex Featured By Owner May 19, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
*duck penis
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:iconretro8e:
rETRO8E Featured By Owner May 16, 2014  Student General Artist
my new desktop wallpaper
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:icontsarqueenpopealex:
tsarqueenpopealex Featured By Owner May 16, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
GOOD
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:iconretro8e:
rETRO8E Featured By Owner May 16, 2014  Student General Artist
my new t-shirt logo
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:icontsarqueenpopealex:
tsarqueenpopealex Featured By Owner May 16, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
EVEN BETTER
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:iconretro8e:
rETRO8E Featured By Owner May 16, 2014  Student General Artist
my new bedroom wallpaper
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:icontsarqueenpopealex:
tsarqueenpopealex Featured By Owner May 17, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
even best
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:iconretro8e:
rETRO8E Featured By Owner May 17, 2014  Student General Artist
my new face
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:icontsarqueenpopealex:
tsarqueenpopealex Featured By Owner May 17, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Okay that's pushing it.
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:iconscottylobster:
ScottyLobster Featured By Owner May 16, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Damn, chin is my favourite category on pornhub
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:icontsarqueenpopealex:
tsarqueenpopealex Featured By Owner May 16, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
the best of the best
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:iconscottylobster:
ScottyLobster Featured By Owner May 16, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I can't help myself. It's so good
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:icontsarqueenpopealex:
tsarqueenpopealex Featured By Owner May 16, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
so many chins ughghgjhgghgmmmmm
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:iconscottylobster:
ScottyLobster Featured By Owner May 16, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I can chin so hard, you don't understand my power! I'm a Chin legend
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:icontsarqueenpopealex:
tsarqueenpopealex Featured By Owner May 16, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
i need proof
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:iconscottylobster:
ScottyLobster Featured By Owner May 17, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Check the news, I'm all over it
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:icontsarqueenpopealex:
tsarqueenpopealex Featured By Owner May 17, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
"BREAKING NEWS Scott Keating does absolutely nothing but watch porn all day."
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CtrlAltDinosaur Featured By Owner May 16, 2014
Still never posting a for real picture.
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:icontsarqueenpopealex:
tsarqueenpopealex Featured By Owner May 16, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
why though.
have no shame, like me
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:iconctrlaltdinosaur:
CtrlAltDinosaur Featured By Owner May 16, 2014
Well you see, I'm better than everyone else and I can't afford to have anyone see my face for free.
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:icontsarqueenpopealex:
tsarqueenpopealex Featured By Owner May 16, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I'll pay you
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:iconctrlaltdinosaur:
CtrlAltDinosaur Featured By Owner May 16, 2014
In What? L
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:icontsarqueenpopealex:
tsarqueenpopealex Featured By Owner May 16, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
bitcoin
euros
pounds
sheep and oxen
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:iconctrlaltdinosaur:
CtrlAltDinosaur Featured By Owner May 16, 2014
Teeth?
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:icontsarqueenpopealex:
tsarqueenpopealex Featured By Owner May 16, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
yeah sure, i can do teeth
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